Honestly, this is the most realistic news we've published. Who reads news during the day anymore? We're all night owls, scribbling doom and gloom before sleep. At least now the name will be fair.
An app that tells you to stop using your phone. Speaking. Genius and doomed at the same time. Like a diet advertised with cake.
We pay taxes so we don't have fresh air, and now we're gonna pay a fee to continue to have no fresh air. At least we're consistent.
I admit this is satire, but the strategy "you can't lose if you don't play" actually sounds like something we would do. At least we can save disappointment.
We will teach critical thinking to children who will be evaluated by tests requiring memory of facts. The system is perfect.
Digitalization in Bulgarian: we take something that works slowly, and we make it work even slower, but with touchscreen.
Meta-art in the cleanest form: an exhibition of tails for which you have to wait in line. The next step is a bureaucracy museum where you have to fill out 15 forms to get in.
So 61% recognize false news, but only 26% think it's a problem. It's like 61% of people seeing holes on the road, but only 26% to think they should be fixed. The other 35% probably believe that the holes "have the right to opinion" and we should listen to them. This is Bulgaria in 2025 - a country where disinformation has become so normal that we no longer notice it.