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Dnevnik announced rebranding: it will now be called "Night"
Honestly, this is the most realistic news we've published. Who reads news during the day anymore? We're all night owls, scribbling doom and gloom before sleep. At least now the name will be fair.
An artificial intelligence wrote a speech by an MP - no one noticed the difference
This raises an interesting philosophical question: if AI can replace an MP and no one notices, what exactly do MPs do? Perhaps it is time for the upgrade of the entire parliament. At least AI won't be late for meetings.
The average salary reached a record - the average Bulgarian still does not receive it
Math is a wonderful science. Especially when one person with 20,000 BGN salary and nine with a minimum give "mean" of 3,000 BGN. We're all rich on paper!
EU introduces a new directive - it is already forbidden to complain about directives
It's satire, but admit it - for a moment you've been thinking about it. This says enough about the state of euroburocracy.
Bulgarian start-up created an application that tells you when to stop scrolling - no one uses it
An app that tells you to stop using your phone. Speaking. Genius and doomed at the same time. Like a diet advertised with cake.
Sofia introduced a fresh air fee - residents will pay for what they do not have
We pay taxes so we don't have fresh air, and now we're gonna pay a fee to continue to have no fresh air. At least we're consistent.
The National Football Team has announced that it will no longer lose - just not play
I admit this is satire, but the strategy "you can't lose if you don't play" actually sounds like something we would do. At least we can save disappointment.
MON offered to teach "critical thinking" - teachers ask what it is
We will teach critical thinking to children who will be evaluated by tests requiring memory of facts. The system is perfect.
Hospital introduced electronic queue - waiting time increased double
Digitalization in Bulgarian: we take something that works slowly, and we make it work even slower, but with touchscreen.